Episode 7.8: Ah... Sweet Mystery of Life
Writer: Marlene Matthews
Director: Stacey Stewart Curtis
With: Marilyn Lightstone as Muriel Pettibone, Ian D. Clark as Simon Tremayne, David Fox as Clive Pettibone, and Patricia Hamilton as Rachel Lynde
Original CBC Airdate: February 11, 1996
Time Frame: Winter 1911
Synopsis: Hetty is notified that she will have to teach in Carmody or she will be forced to retire. In retaliation, Hetty challenges Carmody to a contest between the two schools to determine the fate of the Avonlea schoolhouse. Simon and Hetty become engaged, but the possibility of losing the hotel and the schoolhouse puts a strain on their relationship.
Highlights/Analysis: A potential investor criticizes the White Sands Hotel for being out of date. Simon seems to relate to the condition of the hotel and feels like he's over the hill. Matters grow worse when the Deputy minister of Education, Mr. Turnbridge, informs Hetty that the schoolhouse will be closed and that she must be transfered to Carmody or retire. Despite the problems, Simon and Hetty become engaged and the King family hold an engagement party. Clive awkwardly tries to applaud Hetty for turning down the position in Carmody but his reference to younger teachers only acts to infuriate her and the party ends early. Hetty requests a challenge between the Avonlea and Carmody students in an arrangement where if Avonlea wins, the schoolhouse will remain open. The Avonlea children win the contest, but when the Carmody principle accuses Hetty of cheating, Avonlea is disqualified. Hetty is devastated and calls off her engagement with Simon. In a great scene, Hetty is locked in her room and she and Simon are pushing the engagement ring back and forth underneath her door. Davey and Dora visit Turnbridge and try to convince him that Hetty didn't cheat. When Turnbridge reviews the exams, he suspects that the Carmody principle tampered with the answers. Avonlea is declared the winner and the schoolhouse is allowed to stay open. Simon decides not to sell the White Sands. The theme in many ways is similiar to the theme in Home Movie. Both Simon and Hetty are highly conventional and defiant to change. Their methods are considered outdated and they are forced to adapt to the changing times or be replaced in their professions. Reluctantly, they are able to perservere and retain their positions. In the end, were left with the following impression: Simon and Hetty are already married; Simon to the hotel, and Hetty to her teaching.
Criticism: Stock footage of Countess Polenska riding toward the hotel is shown at the beginning of this episode. Noooo!!! She's back!!! Turnbridge questioning Davey and Dora on subjects they were only specifically tutored on with Hetty (Davey with english and Dora with math) was a bit unbelievable. Please, never let Clive dance again.
If Dora is a genius with numbers, then how come she is having trouble with long division?
Doesn't Clive know how to ruin an engagement party?
Could Davey have really become that good in english in only two years?
"Take it from me Hetty. When your heart skips a beat it's not love, it's indigestion." -Rachel Lynde
Sap Meter: 1 Simon talking about how in love he is with the walls of his hotel.